Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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