my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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