does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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