i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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