He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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