I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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