People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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