id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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