I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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