Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
