dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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