it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Is it penis luge time yet?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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