I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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