What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
