Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
someone threw a dead crab at me
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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