Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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