brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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