Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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