don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Found the puke drawer
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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