I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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