When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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