I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
