you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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