i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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