To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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