youre lurking in front of me
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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