He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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