I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Also, beer. Big fan.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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