this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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