Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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