she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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