I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Randomize
