he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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