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say what?
wanna hang out?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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