i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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