Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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