this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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