yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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