i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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