I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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