Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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