Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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