So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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