I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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