doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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