Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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