I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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