I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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