So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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