he wants to bone in the snuggie
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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