she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
ttyl tear gas
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
