sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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